West Germany Road Trip: a Captivating Route from Cologne

Arriving in Cologne, history buffs and culture-vultures won’t believe their luck. The city offers a mega medley of attractions, especially on the museum front. But visitors mainly come here for the cathedral. Because this one’s a big deal.

Seriously ornate architecture, two iconic spires, and 533 steps to the top. And then there’s the rest of the city. Light-hearted and high-spirited, Cologne knows how to live well — as you’ll see if you time your visit with the city’s uproariously fun carnival.

What else does the first stop on your West Germany road trip itinerary have to offer? Well there’s Museum Ludwig with its enormous art collection. Then perhaps treat yourself to a show at the Kölner Philharmonie. Or the Rheinpark hosts outdoor concerts if you prefer your music standing up and sweaty.

Be sure to try Kölsch, a hoppy beer drunk in tall glasses known as Stangen. Pair with Kölsche Kaviar, a type of sausage, or Hämmche, pig’s trotter. Apologies in advance to the vegetarians.

Head on to the next destination on your West Germany road trip itinerary, into the Eifel region and onwards to the town of Monschau. Here you get a two-for-one deal: a beautiful historic town and a stunning landscape. 

Monschau, known as the ‘Pearl of the Eifel’, feels like a step back in time. Or a leap. Back to a world of cobbled streets, half-timbered houses, and over 300 listed buildings. It’s proper fairytale material. If you saw Hansel and Gretel run past, you wouldn’t be remotely surprised. 

Stroll the Altstadt, the dreamily historic old town. Visit the 13th-century castle, or the Rotes Haus, an 18th-century mansion whose unassuming exterior conceals a wonderfully over-the-top interior of antiques and tapestries.

Then head out to explore the 240 km of hiking trails through the Eifel area, leading you past volcanic crater lakes and through moorlands and forests. And, before you leave, make sure to try the Aachener Printen — a traditional gingerbread-like biscuit.

You’ve trekked city streets and hiked up hills. Now it’s time to treat yourself. And the next stop on your West Germany road trip is, let’s be honest, all about the wine.

The vineyards surrounding Rüdesheim have thrived for a thousand years, and its acclaimed drinks include Riesling, brandy, and Sekt, a sparkling wine. And what a setting to enjoy it all in: the Rhine river winding past mountains and dotted with islands, and charming Rüdesheim itself.

Take a cruise along the Rhine for photo ops aplenty. Visit the Niederwald Monument — reached on foot or by cable car. You can even take the trip at night when the landscape will be lit up by the moon. Visit the taverns on Drosselgasse, nicknamed "the smallest but happiest street in the world."

And for something a bit different, there’s Pfalz Castle, a comically small castle on an island that used to exact money from boats as they passed, showing that size really doesn’t matter.

Worried about hitting your daily step count during this West Germany road trip? Marburg has you covered.

This historic town feels entirely composed of steps. Winding alleys weave their way up and down steep slopes, and some of the houses have back doors five stories above the front doors.

But that isn’t Marburg’s main selling point. This university town has a lively youthful energy, affordable and delicious food, and the Philipps-Universität – the world’s oldest Protestant university, whose alumni include the Brother Grimm.

Wander the crooked streets up and down. Then there’s the Elisabethkirche, built by the knights of the Teutonic Order to commemorate Saint Elisabeth, a pilgrimage site that brought fame and fortune to the town.

If you’re a morning person, head to the south side of the church for sunrise. Then high above it all there’s Landgrave Castle with its panoramic views. And when evening comes, the Schlosspark hosts concerts and open-air films in summer.